For those who needed any indication that it’s Rivalry Week, look no additional than the Territorial Cup. The rivalry between the Arizona Wildcats and the Arizona State Solar Devils. For 123 years, Arizona and Arizona State have performed one another, and this yr even the mascots had been getting chippy.
Who knew Sparky had fingers? Let’s break down what occurred on this Sparky win by TKO.
Sparky lands an enormous left cross
At first, Sparky misses the correct jab (I’m assuming Sparky is true handed, however the beats are ambidextrous) however the fingers are coming with hearth and fury. Sparky lands an enormous left cross that turns Wilbur’s head.
Sparky hits a proper hook
Sparky follows up that left cross with a proper hook, and he’s cooking now. Wilbur has no thought the place he’s at and Sparky has received him in DEEP water.
Sparky hits a nasty 1-2 combo
At this level, Wilbur is simply swinging wildly, and never hitting a lot. Even those that do hit don’t faze Sparky, as a result of Sparky is simply consuming each punch. That’s 123 years of hate simply brewing to the purpose the place you are feeling nothing however the felt and material of the mascot’s head you’re swinging on.
Sparky isn’t finished but, both. The Solar Satan follows up a number of pictures to the physique, together with a proper hook to the ribs with a CRISPY 1-2 combo, and he’s received Wilbur’s mascot head wanting like a Rock ‘Em, Sock ‘Em Robotic.
By this level, cheerleaders intervened and needed to separate the 2 mascots, however that was as a result of they had been saving Wilbur from being placed on ESPN’s prime 10. Sparky and Wilbur wasn’t even a good combat, and Sparky gained within the first spherical through Technical Knockout.
This additionally solutions a query of mine that I’ve contemplated for some time: what mascot would win in a Mortal Kombat model match? If this video is any indication, you don’t wanna draw Sparky first.